one good thing about infinity war? thor speaking groot and saying it was an elective. WHAT A FUCKING NERD.
YOU KNOW WHAT THO! YOU KNOW WHAT! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THOR BEING A NERD MORE!
thor who sees valkyrie’s sword and gasps out ‘dragonfang’ with the reverence of a little nerdy boy who’s just seen that premium limited edition action figure he’s always wanted to see with his own eyes! you telling me he didn’t pester frigga into making him a valkyrie costume when he was little? thor who has STRONG tm opinions on interior decor (”the red! the white! it’s hideous!”)! thor who nerds out with bruce about the neutron stars! thor who takes obscure tree languages as his goddamn elective! THOR WHO’S BECAME A JOCK COS THAT’S WHAT HIS DAD WANTED BUT IS CLEARLY AN ARTSY NERD ON THE INSIDE!
GIMME ALL OF IT!!
Thor who patiently answers all of Jane’s many questions about the Bifrost, and who geeks out with Rocket over all of weapons the dwarves of Nidavellir made (because you KNOW he knows the names and histories of every single one), and who compliments Steve on his excellent taste in grooming, and who stays up all night with Erik Selvig talking theoretical astrophysics, and who makes the worst jokes